Now that the Federal Reserve has hired every single pennystock trader and momentum-chasing algo in the world (or at least is enjoying Citadel's helping hand in regards to the latter) it is time for the Fed's human resources department to branch out and fill those really important gaping holes.
Great job opportunity! Penetration Tester: rfer.us/FRS5ERsd.
— Federal Reserve Jobs (@FedReserveJobs) May 18, 2013
h/t @shark_wahlberg