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Question for Obama: Who is the Khan of the Republic of Bloomfukistan?
Question for Romney: Who will you appoint as Ambassador to The Cayman Islands?
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Question for everyone: What size douche bag is Issa?
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Question for Obama: How many "enemy combatants" live on Park Avenue?
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Question for Obama: What size girdle does Angela Merkel wear?
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Question for Romney: Is it better to be called a twit or a muppet by the Queen?
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Question for Obama: When did JM Keynes leave his native homeland of Keynesia?
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Question for Romney: What is the import duty on Chinese dressage horses?
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Question for Romney: How many tax holidays are there in a traditional Chinese year?
Question for Obama: Which basketball game did you miss on May 2, 2011?
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Question for both candidates: Will Club NDAA be located in the Carribean or the Lake District of Poland?
Deception can take many forms
It comes in political storms
It's greeted with cheers
And plays on our fears
By those who would promise reforms
The Limerick King