FAT BOTTOMED GOLDMAN GIRLS
(FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS, QUEEN)
WilliamBanzai7
Are you gonna get bailed again tonight
Or will Uncle Sam finally put up a fight
Are you gonna let your trading book hang out
FED bailout whore
You spin the world of finance upside down
[Riff]
Hey I had just a skinny NAV
Never knew Wall Street good from Wall Street bad
But I knew life before I left my trader nursery
Left alone with Lloydie's fat bailout fanny
Lord such a royal mega scammy
Heap big bailout whore you made a schtupster out of me
Hey hey!
Ive been seeing bailout scams
Across the Bloomberg wire across the land
I seen every sorry financial service floozy on the way
But their wily bailout guile
Went kind of smooth for quite a while
That lowdown squid bailout whore will screw you every time
Are you gonna get bailed again tonight?
Or will Uncle Sam finally put up a fight
Oh will you take em for all they got
FED bailout whore
You spin the world of finance upside down
[Interlude]
Hey listen here
Now you bloated bailout pig
Doin the Paulsen bailout bonus jig
Sure aint no T-B-T-F Queen in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but we still get some pleasure
Watchin the Fed fish for subprime treasure
Heap bailout whore you make circus clowns of Holder, Frank and Bernanke
Now get this
Are you gonna get bailed again tonight?
Or will Uncle Sam finally put up a fight
Oh will you take em for all they got
FED bailout whore
Will you ever get out of town?
Get on your bailout bikes and ride....
[WB7: Dear Lloyd, Please don't ever resign...You are the most sorry and visible douche bag of a target we all could ever hope for.
Keep on rocking!]